Snow Penis Bandit Strikes University Hill Neighborhood - Photos

January 30, 2014  •  1 Comment

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GO COCKS! The University Hill neighborhood in Columbia, SC separates the Five Points bar district from the USC campus. I've lived there off and on for about eight years and had a "couch" on my porch and it's like front row seats to a shit show. "It's a full on spectacle of front yard beer pong, iPod theft, rape, drugs, underage parties, vomit, textbooks and drunk college girls stumbling home crying about their boyfriend kissing some other bro - or some other girl," describes former Uni Hill resident and Charleston based alternative photographer Dirk Durkah.

 

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During Wednesday's snow event in the capital city of South Carolina, someone terrorized residents and vehicles with absurd drawings in the snow. Based on the density, groupings and multiple directions of the snow wieners, I've determined that the culprit may have a background in the USC arts department. Possibly a professor. Maybe it was the McMaster poop bandit. If you have any information regarding the obscene "art" please contact me via my Facebook page.

 

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Outside of the vandalism, our good city looked wonderful yesterday. Here's my walk from West Columbia to Drip Coffee in Five Points and back. I had French Toast.

 

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The moment you pass your roommate in the morning and he is walking home from work.

 

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The driver of this vehicle stopped in the middle of the road when he saw me. He got out of his car and asked where a street was located. "I'm trying to get this 'Stang out of the snow," he said.

I looked at his tags. "Sir, you are in Columbia, South Carolina. Where are you trying to go?"

"Augusta, Georgia."

 

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Michael and Carina(non-registered)
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