Soda Citizen: Brian Timmons of fk mt.

November 21, 2014  •  432 Comments

FKMT - Brian TimmonsFKMT - Brian TimmonsBrian Timmons in Columbia, SC - Nov 19, 2014

Photos by South Carolina photographer Sean Rayford

 

Sean: Draw me something in this space in five minutes or less.

Brian: Anything?

 

Yea.

Goddamnit.

 

Anything as long as it would be acceptable...

...To put on your website?

 

Yea.

Can I use anything for reference? ...  ......   ......    ...  ...  I'm just gonna draw something.

 

FKMT - Brian TimmonsFKMT - Brian TimmonsBrian Timmons in Columbia, SC - Nov 19, 2014

Photos by South Carolina photographer Sean Rayford

 

SeanMaybe I'll give you some things – maybe some words. Let me look around. Alright... VEHICLE. We'll do VEHICLE and BEVERAGE. Anything associated with those two things. We're starting, but I don't know what to do now... I'll be back with my camera.

 

Two minutes later...

 

Brian: Hamburger.. Spaceship... Alien.. Drinking...

I've never drawn something before. No one has ever told me to draw anything before – not even for art class. I don't think I've ever drawn a picture. Maybe I have, but always on my own. I always use to paint or I've done crafts. I don't know if I know how to draw. You just like... think of it in your head and then draw it right?

 

Sean: Sometimes you don't even think.

BrianWhoaa. I don't think a lot. Actually I only think all of the time. I never not think. I never don't think. I don't know what I'm trying to say -- genius.

 

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You're about to start a food fight and you can bring five foods to the table. What do you bring?

Who am I fighting?

 

Ummm. You can name the scenario if you want. It could be at school, Applebees, a bar, a house.

I just drew that hamburger spaceship alien guy so I'm just gonna pretend like that's me. So, I'm gonna have giant pickles that shoot out of cannons. And I'm also gonna have a ray gun except it's like mayo and ketchup and an array of condiments.

 

That thing has a name right?

Yea, it's got one. I can't remember what it was called though. It's been a long time since I've been back to my home planet. I guess I need a food for defense. Probably like coconuts. That could do a lot of damage.... … … .... Yogurt - one cup. And pot brownies.

 

Tell me about the time Facebook released those stickers and you went overboard with it. What happened there?

Well, you can comment with a sticker and all you have to do is tap the sticker and it comments. So you can do it over and over and over and over and over and over again. And there was this little dog smoking a joint and I thought it was cool. I just commented on things until Facebook told me I wasn't allowed to comment on things. (Ony and Ryan then discuss whether it was actually a joint or not with no conclusion)

 

It was just the same sticker?

Yea, you can do whatever you want, they got all kinds of things. I ended up getting one up to 4,500 comments and I thought that was a pretty big feat... as far as my internet life.

 

You live in a place called the Queen Punk Palace. Is that anything like a castle?

Yea, it's definitely like a castle. It gets really cold and it gets really warm but at the wrong time. Every room has its own purpose and a different name for it. There's the kitchen and in the kitchen is where we make food. And also where we make drinks. There's the bathroom and that's where we smoke cigarettes when it's too cold. And sometimes some of us shower and we use the toilet even though it's broken. There's Brandon's room and I don't really go in there cuz it's his room. But I do go in there sometimes. And then there's Steffen and Zoe's room and there's two ferrets in there. I don't go in there either. We have a living room with an Xbox which is kind of like a castle because it's shaped like one. I play that sometimes. I bought Skate. I will say that this house is like a castle because the dogs rule everything. Every room is their room. We just kind of serve them, King Roscoe and King Bobo.

Ony and Ryan's band fk mt. plays Saturday night at New Brookland with Slingshot Dakota, Barnwell and Oneforall. It's going to be an amazing time.

  FKMT - Brian TimmonsFKMT - Brian TimmonsBrian Timmons in Columbia, SC - Nov 19, 2014

Photos by South Carolina photographer Sean Rayford


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