Soda Citizen: Katie Sheridan - Glittoris

June 01, 2015  •  480 Comments

Katie Sheridan - Glittoris

Photos by South Carolina photographer Sean Rayford

 

"Kind of like the Power Puff Girls but sluttier," explains Katie Sheridan as we lay the groundwork for a cartoon show featuring vagina races in the land of Cooterville.

Meet Kartie, Seesaw, Manderson and Neen - "The Nail Gloss Cunts" - four best friends who live together in a pink blueberry muffin home. "Any place that I'd wanna live is way too adorable and none of my friends would want to live there - they would just make fun of it."

So then why blueberry muffin homes? "Because fuck my friends, I wanna live in muffin town."

The ladies spend their days battling their nemesis - Father Time. "A watch monster who runs in front of you and when you look down at your nails they are already chipping off even though you just fucking painted them. Because they don't stay pretty for 24 hours," explains Kartie, "Our mission is to paint our nails as many times in row without fucking them up within an hour of them drying. Because that's a real fucking issue."

 

Katie Sheridan - Glittoris

Photos by South Carolina photographer Sean Rayford

 

But what are the NGC's special powers you ask?

"See-Saw has a super loud voice that makes people's ears bleed because she is very blunt and outspoken. Which is a great quality - most of the time. Manderson can just melt peoples brains with her sarcasm. Neen has laser eyes because she can fucking kill people with her eyebrows. I would fucking freeze people to death with a cold shoulder," Karti continues, "We live in Cooterville and have detachable vaginas and have vagina races. I know, it's brilliant."

Kartie's band, Glittoris will be hosting a cassette tape release party Sunday night at Foxfield and will be playing with Wriggle, Bad Eric and Pure Disgust. Doors are at 8 p.m.


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